Michael Jackson's Golden Game Boy Is Only $75!
Published on January 01, 0001
According to the bill of sale, this Game Boy was owned by Michael Jackson. He used it to court Macaulay Culkin. Culkin even set Tetris records on it. So $75 to call it your own is quite a steal! Or, it would were that actually the story behind this golden [[link]] Game Boy, 
but it’s not. It’s just a very creative sales pitch from the people at “Shit Painted Gold”, who will sell you, well…you get the idea. This Golden Gameboy was once owned by none other than Michael Jackson. He used it to gain a profitable friendship with none other than Macaulay Culkin. Rumor has it that Culkin achieved the highest score in Tetris on this exact Gameboy. Unfortunately, the Tetris cartridge is still missing. note: this Golden Gameboy can/will play games that are not made of gold. If you’ve already got a Game Boy, or find [[link]] $75 a bit steep, you could always buy a one-of-a-kind AT-ST-G walker 
from Star Wars. The AT-ST-G was the pride of the empire. Storm Troopers relished in watching the golden machine of death squash stupid defenseless ewoks. It was told that [[link]] even the Emperor himself chuckled 
at the thought of killing ewoks. [Shit Painted Gold]
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